Rogue One Movie Review

The 8th movie in the Star Wars series.. or 9th, if you count the holiday special, is not an episode! Or is episode 3 and a half. Either way, it is the film version of the text from the original movie, (blog) where rebels steal the plans to the Death (blog post) Star. Of course, the (blog) text left out that part about the ninja and the supernukes

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Gamera vs Viras Movie Review

Also known as Destroy all Planets, Gamera vs Viras shows that as early as the 4th movie of the original 8 film Gamera series, they were already running out of ideas. Seemingly taking several pages from the Godzilla (blog) film Destroy all Monsters plotwise, what the budget didn't allow the producers to fill in they simply made up for with liberal

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Guyver Dark Hero Movie Review

A mere three years after the live action Guyver movie disappointed the world, Guyver Dark Hero would be released. Not because the original was some kind of success that demanded a sequel, but the original brains behind the film really wanted to do a good job with it, and (blog post) sought to right the wrongs this time around. For starters, the o

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Judge Dredd Movie Review

Admit it. If I didn't review this one during THE SUMMER OF SYLVESTER STALLONE you'd all track me down and judge me. The same year Assassins came out, we got another much more infamous Stallone flick.. that being this one, Judge Dredd. (blog post) It was based on a comic, but.. well.. what happens when Hollywood gets their hands on any established

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Scream 2 Movie Review

Scream 2, filmed under the title "Scream: The Sequel" is, wouldn't you know it? The sequel to Scream! As such, it's more of the same, people around Sidney Prescott begin dropping like flies due to the extracurricular activities of a ghostfaced masked killer... but this is also directed by Wes Craven, so that honestly goofy setup somehow is played

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